Hi Old! I mean old Friend
Not that benite[d? banal?] saying that regurjitates [sic] itself for to [sic] many times, I have bought this present with hope’s [sic] that it can can add another stepping block for your quest for truth. But fervently hope it doesn’t cause confusion and distress.
But fuck it! Your [sic] the only friend that has a present, so that should meet some kind of warmth.
P.S I hope its [sic] not baulderdash [sic]